Dear Lady Who Drops Off Her Spawn at our Daycare:
That evil look I gave you this morning? Oh yeah you better believe it was evil. Did it hurt? Did you drive away wondering why the hell I was giving you my evil eye?
Well probably not, you gave me one right back. Well, you always look like that. What’s wrong with you, anyways?
Aside from being a polluting twit, that is.
So look, no more evil eyes, just turn off your damn truck. And smile once in awhile, it doesn’t hurt.