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Dear Lady Who Drops Off Her Spawn at our Daycare:

Turn off your big SUV while you’re inside dropping off your cute little girl.  There’s no reason to let it sit outside in the driveway with the engine running.

That evil look I gave you this morning?  Oh yeah you better believe it was evil.  Did it hurt?  Did you drive away wondering why the hell I was giving you my evil eye?

Well probably not, you gave me one right back.  Well, you always look like that.  What’s wrong with you, anyways?

Aside from being a polluting twit, that is.

So look, no more evil eyes, just turn off your damn truck.  And smile once in awhile, it doesn’t hurt.